Mrs. ThePoint

Let’s see. I could spend 500 dollars on technology that will be obsolete in a few weeks. Or I could buy something else, and use the phone I already own to make those 1 or 2 calls a day that I need to make, and use my computer to look around on the web.
For the sake of argument, these are items from Amazon, prices may vary elsewhere.
最近美國為了 iPhone都快炒翻天了. 貴的要死. 讓我來比比價…我可以花500美金買一個iPhone手機. 或是可以買很多其他的東西.
一照美國的Amazon. 我來比比價. 看看我們能用500元買什麼. 一個手機. 或…

You can buy……你可以買到
1010 cucumbers;1010根大黃瓜
384615 paper clips; 384615隻迴文針
125 Gallons of milk (great reviews by the way); 125加倫牛奶 333 pairs of socks; 333雙襪子
900 Reese’s peanut butter cups; 900花生巧克力
662 rolls of Cottonelle toilet paper (that’s 24825 Sq. Feet); 662捲衛生紙
16 Student Guitars; 16把吉他
55 yoga DVDs; 55片瑜珈DVD
222 Pacifiers; 222個奶嘴
178 lbs Gummy bears; 178磅小熊軟糖
1.5 terabytes of hard disk space; 1.5terabytes硬碟 50000 Sony Mobile Phones; 50000 Sony手機
49 copies of Oh, the Places You’ll Go; 49本兒童書
1 CompaqLaptop; 1台手提電腦
1219 stamps (sorry, not on Amazon); 1219美國國內郵票

And that’s just the beginning.
I wonder what else you could buy.
這才是剛開始呢. 我還在動腦中.